A white moose is blown backwards out of a leather armchair by a large loudspeaker, its antlers swept back and its martini spraying across the room. — Fig. 1 — subject at listening volume

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There is nothing here yet. The lab is parked while we finish an experiment, and the only member of staff is currently airborne.

Notebook — entry 01

Question: How loud is too loud?
Method: Turn it up. Observe the moose.
Result: See Fig. 1.
Conclusion: Inconclusive. Repeat.
Next: Retrieve moose. Refill martini.